This Song Will Change Your Life #13

Bugs Bunny – Buggin’

[Elmer Fudd (Daffy Duck)]
Ssssh, (What!?)
Be very, very quiet, (Oh brotha!)
I’m hunting wabbit (Right)
Ha-ha-ha-ha
Yeeeeah

[Daffy Duck]
Clap your hands to the beat
Everybody just clap your hands to the beat
Everybody just clap your hands to the beat
Alright fuzz-face
Let’s see what you’re made of..

[Bugs Bunny]
Who got Bugs Bunny money? I’ve give you some time
To get more carrots every time I rhyme
Can a mouse write this?
Does he have long furry ears like this? (Oh brotha!)
Can he make hits like this? (ha-ha-ha-ha)
No, it’s like Jordan at the plate, you’re likely to miss
Warner Brothers Inc. got bank, keep countin’
Rule from here to The Moron Mountain
Here’s the game plan, listen up Toon Squad
Number one objective, beat The Monstars!
Shouldn’t be hard, them guys ain’t too smart
But to be sure snatch Jordan playin’ golf
Even though he tends to be a ball hog
HEY MICHAEL, over here superstar (whoo-hoo)
Who says the Bunny can’t play above the rim?
Wait till they get a load of me, that’s buggin’

[Chorus]
Who says the bunny can’t rock? You’re buggin’
If Bugs don’t make you hop? You’re buggin’
Think the Space Jam gonna stop? You’re buggin’
Ehhhh, Y’ALL BE BUGGIN’!
Who says the Bunny can’t jam? You’re buggin’
If you all don’t know who I am? You’re buggin’
Bugs ain’t the coolest in the land? You’re buggin
Ehhhh, Y’ALL BE BUGGIN’!

Got a gi-url-friend Lola, she’s a fox [*Wolf whistle*]
Ain’t no bunny like the one I’ve got (that’s true)
He-he-he-ehhhh, What’s Up, Doc?
Bugs got more props than the Warner Brother’s lot (twuee)
More money that any rapper’s verse (twuee)
since day one had, his and her furs
Like Trump’s wife, up to my ears in carats
Not even the barber can fade the rabbit (ssso what?!)
See, it’s all good, cause Bugs got props
I’m a bunny, right? All we do is Hip-Hop
Get around, (uh-huh) underground, (uh-huh)
Keep it real, how do ya like me now?
The bunny got flow, but when he got dough
On top of the world, Me and my honey, Lo
So from now and ’til the record stops, (what?)
You guys can bankhead bounce or do the bunny hop
[Elmer laughs]

[Chorus]
Who says the bunny can’t rock? You’re buggin’
If Bugs don’t make you hop? You’re buggin’
think the Space Jam gonna stop? You’re buggin’
Ehhhh, Y’ALL BE BUGGIN’!
Who says the Bunny can’t jam? You’re buggin’
If you all don’t know who I am? You’re buggin’
Bugs ain’t the coolest in the land? You’re buggin
Ehhhh, Y’ALL BE BUGGIN’!

Ehhhhhh, what more can I say? (The less, the better.)
I’m the coolest rabbit, Doc Holiday
I’ll Be Your Huckle-bunny, unmatched wit
I’m too legit, 2 Legit 2 Quit
Beat Swackhammer, ehhh, what’s his gimmick?
Tryin’ to rule the world and every-ting in it
Run with the Toon Stars, show us love
Peace to Lola, Daffy, Elmer Fudd
The Road Runner, drop a dust storm
[*Roadrunner speeds off*]
Peace to Wile E. Coyote and Fog Leghorn
Sylvester, Tweety, the rest of the gang (that’sss right)
Entree, the Toon Squad got the best game
And after it’s over, we’ll need a plan
What type of Mickey Mouse organization goes to Disney Land?
Bugs for president, when I got your vote
Time to cue Porky..
[Porky Pig]
A-blee-bleet-blee-That’s All Folks!

[Chorus]
Who says the bunny can’t rock? You’re buggin’
If Bugs don’t make you hop? You’re buggin’
Take this Space Jam, don’t stop? You’re buggin’
Ehhhh, Y’ALL BE BUGGIN’!
Who says the Bunny can’t jam? You’re buggin’
If you all don’t know who I am? You’re buggin’
Bugs ain’t the coolest in the land? You’re buggin
Ehhhh, Y’ALL BE BUGGIN’!
Who says the bunny can’t rock? You’re buggin’
If Bugs don’t make you hop? You’re buggin’
Take this Space Jam, don’t stop? You’re buggin’
Ehhhh, Y’ALL BE BUGGIN’!
Who says the Bunny can’t jam? You’re buggin’
If you all don’t know who I am? You’re buggin’
Bugs ain’t the coolest in the land? You’re buggin
Ehhhh, Y’ALL BE BUGGIN’!

[Bugs Bunny - outro]
So long Screwy
See you in St. Louis…
Been there, done that, got the T-Shirt..
I’m the only bunny that’s still goin’
Know what I’m sayin’?…I’m out

[Daffy Duck]
That’s enough of that!
Come down ssselecter, rewind…
[imitating Puff Daddy]
I thought I told you that we won’t ssssstop
I thought I told you that we won’t sssssstop
[music fades]
I thought I told you that we won’t sssss
Wait a minute, we’re sssstoppin’, what issss thissss?
[silence]
Oh, ssso that’ssss what’sss goin’ on here!
Let’ssss all disssss a duck!

Never Underestimate The Power #12

Huey Lewis and the News – Power Of Love

The power of love is a curious thing
Make a one man weep, make another man sing
Change a hawk to a little white dove
More than a feeling that’s the power of love

Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream
Stronger and harder than a bad girl’s dream
Make a bad one good make a wrong one right
Power of love that keeps you home at night

You don’t need money, don’t take fame
Don’t need no credit card to ride this train
It’s strong and it’s sudden and it’s cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life
That’s the power of love
That’s the power of love

First time you feel it, it might make you sad
Next time you feel it it might make you mad
But you’ll be glad baby when you’ve found
That’s the power makes the world go’round

And it don’t take money, don’t take fame
Don’t need no credit card to ride this train
It’s strong and it’s sudden it can be cruel sometimes
But it might just save your life

They say that all in love is fair
Yeah, but you don’t care
But you know what to do
When it gets hold of you
And with a little help from above
You feel the power of love
You feel the power of love
Can you feel it ?
Hmmm

It don’t take money and it don’t take fame
Don’t need no credit card to ride this train
Tougher than diamonds and stronger than steel
You won’t feel nothin’ till you feel
You feel the power, just the power of love
That’s the power, that’s the power of love
You feel the power of love
You feel the power of love
Feel the power of love

lone bottle

lone bottle bottom staring back up at me

only 8oz left of my happiness

or even less, its best i don’t waste it

and let’s face it, i can’t even taste it

and i’m not even wasted… yet

i forgot to tell you but what did i forget?

i’m slurring? that’s crazy i can still talk

and see, i can still walk

in a straight line, i’m fine, mind your own business

hey listen, what is this? i know this

this is that song from that movie

where that lady from TV got paid to show her boobies

what? i don’t have to quiet down

you don’t tell me what to do, i’m like a spectre in a crowd

so don’t you tell me not to shout

(and this is about the point where i usually pass out)

I’m Not Ashamed To Have Known All These Lyrics By Heart #11

PowerLine (Tevin Campbell) – I2I

Got myself a notion
And one I know that you’ll understand
To set the world in motion by reaching out for each other’s hand

Maybe we’ll discover
What we shoulda known all along
One way or another, together’s where we both belong

If we listen to each other’s heart
We’ll find we’re never too far apart
And maybe love is a reason why
For the first time ever, we’re seein’ it I-2-I

If a wall should come between us
Too high to climb, too hard to break through
I know that love’ll lead us
And find a way to bring me to you

So don’t be in a hurry
Think before you count us out
You don’t have to worry
I won’t ever let you drown
(Nothing’s gonna stop us now)

If we listen to each other’s heart
We’ll find we’re never too far apart
And maybe love is a reason why
For the first time ever, we’re seein’ it I-2-I

Love is why we’re seein’ it I-2-I
(Yes, we are seein’ it I-2-I)
Seein’ it I-2
(Love is why we’re seein’ it)
I think we’re seein’ it I-2-I
(I-2-I)
2-I
We’re seein’ it I-2-I
(I-2-I!)

If you’re ever lonely, then stop!
You don’t have to be
After all, it’s only a beat away from you to me
(Take a look inside and see)

If we listen to each other’s heart
We’ll find we’re never too far apart
And maybe love is a reason why
For the first time ever, we’re seein’ it I-2-I

Muppet Song Of Contemplative Introspection #10

Gonzo – I’m Going To Go Back There Someday

This looks familiar, vaguely familiar,
Almost unreal, yet, it’s too soon to feel yet.
Close to my soul, and yet so far away.
I’m going to go back there someday.

Sun rises, night falls, sometimes the sky calls.
Is that a song there, and do I belong there?
I’ve never been there, but I know the way.
I’m going to go back there someday.

Come and go with me, it’s more fun to share,
We’ll both be completely at home in midair.
We’re flyin’, not walkin’, on featherless wings.
We can hold onto love like invisible strings.

There’s not a word yet for old friends who’ve just met.
Part heaven, part space, or have I found my place?
You can just visit, but I plan to stay.
I’m going to go back there someday.
I’m going to go back there someday.